नमस्कार
मैं हूँ अशोक व्यास
आप देख रहे हैं
इनसाइट टुनाइट
इनसाइट जो होती है वो दिखाई नहीं देती
हम जो हैं, वो भी दिखाई नहीं देता
और कई बार जो कहाजाता है
वो सुनाई कुछ देता है
और उसका आर्थ कुछ और होता है
जैसे किसी ने मुझे कहा
"अशोकजी अगर आपको कोइ मूर्ख कहे
तो आप बुरा मत मानना
गुस्सा मत करना
कहने वाले के पीछे मत पड़ना
बस शांति से बैठना
केमरे से नज़र मिलाना
और
सोचना
शांति से सोचना
कि यार इसको पता कैसे चला '
आज हम पहली अप्रैल मना रहे हैं
गीत मुखड़ा - अप्रैल फूल
इस दिन को कुछ लोग केजरीवाल दिवस के रूप में भी मना रहे हैं
एक 'अखबार' फेकिंग न्यूज़ लिखता है
To avoid confusion, Kejriwal decides not to call anyone corrupt on April Fools’ Day
Published on April 1, 2014 by idiot420
New Delhi. Taking precautionary measure to avoid
any possible confusion, AAP supremo Arvind Kejriwal has decided to not
call anyone corrupt on April Fool’s Day.
Kejriwal’s deafening silence caught media attention after no verbal
attacks on BJP, Congress, Ambani, and Adani by him were recorded since
this morning.
Trying to keep his mouth shut.
When asked about the reason of this surprising silence, Kejriwal
clarified, “No matter what you say, people don’t take you seriously on
1st of April. So better not to make such sensitive allegations on 1st
April, as people might confuse it with prank.”
“For today, all politicians are honest, no media is paid, and I am an
idiot. It’s one of those rare days when sun rose from the west,”
quipped Kejriwal.
However, sources reveal that it all started last midnight when
Kejriwal, while having a chat with his close aide, reiterated his famous
dialogue,
‘Sab mile huye hain’, following which his aide started laughing as he was reading April Fools’ Day jokes on Twitter at the same time.
It was then Kejriwal decided to keep his mouth shut for the whole day.
As per political experts, it’s a much required break which Kejriwal
needed to maintain his high spirits. “He has been playing this blame
game recklessly for last few months. This break is going to detoxicate
him,” explained a political analyst.
This is the first day since Kejriwal formed his party when he will be
spending 24 hours without calling rival politicians and big businessmen
corrupt and thief.
Even Kejriwal accept the fact that, it’s not going to be easy for him to pass a whole day just like a normal person. “It’s like
navrata fasting and I am really not habituated to this,” Kejriwal told Faking News.
Reportedly, Kejriwal was feeling very suffocated in the morning.
“To keep himself at peace, he yelled at the chair and table of his
room and called them Ambani agents. He was looking very relaxed after
that!” disclosed an aide.
और आज फर्स्ट अप्रैल को समर्पित इस विशेष कार्यक्रम में कुछ समझदारी के सवाल हैं
जो हैं तो आपके लिए
पर हमारे स्टूडियो में बैठे अतिथियों को लगेगा कि ये उनके लिए ही हैं
तो इनसे आपका परिचय करवा दिया जाए
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एक्चुअल सवाल की तरफ बढ़ने से पहले पहला सवाल
१- मूर्ख और समझदार में क्या फर्क होता है
२ मूर्ख बनाना आसान है या मूर्ख बनना
३ अगर मूर्ख दिवस पर किसी के नाम करने का अधिकार मिले तो
ये दिन आप अपने अलावा किसके नाम करना चाहेंगे
और अब याद करें फ़िल्म इश्क़
इसमें एक चेहरा था 'आमिर खान' का
जिन्होंने इलेक्शन कमीशन को कहा कि वो आम आदमी पार्टी को समर्थन नहीं कर रहे हैं
और पार्टी उनके चेहरे का प्रयोग कर रही है
NOW CAREFULLY LOOK AT THIS QUESTION AND TELL ME
WHICH ANSWER IS CORRECT
1
AMIR KHAN'S FINAL EPISODE OF 'SATYMEV JAYTE' SHOW, SHOWN ON 1ST APRIL
TALKED ABOUT IMPORTANCE OF VOTING RIGHTS,
THERE IS DEEP PHILOSOPHY BEHIND THIS
IN ELECTION PROCESS LEADERS FOOL VOTERS AND VOTERS FOOL LEADERS
AAJ KA PEHLA SAWAAL SAMBANDH RAKHTA HAI IS GEET SE
JO HAM TAK पहुँचा फ़िल्म '३ इडियट्स' में
"आल इस वेल"
सवाल है
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WHO IS THE CHAIRMAN OF THE COMMISSION, WITH $5MILLION
GRANT TO FIND WHETHER EGG CAME FIRST OR HEN?
A, AMIR KHAN
B, ARVIND KEJRIWAL
C. ANIL KAPOOR
D. MR. APRIL FOOL
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आज हम अप्रैल फूल दिवस मना रहे हैं
इसका बड़ा लम्बा इतिहास है
एक पति ने अपनी पति से कहा
सुनती हो, आजकल तुम पहले से और अधिक खूबसूरत होने लगी है
पत्नी रसोई में रोटियां बना रही थी,
उसने पूछा 'आज तुम्हे ये अहसास कैसे हुआ'
पति ने कहा, देखो तुम्हें देख कर रोटियां भी जलने लगी हैं
कुछ लोग जलते हैं
कुछ लोग जलाते हैं
बात १९७६ की है
कुछ लोग बनते हैं
कुछ बनाते हैं
- Jovian-Plutonian gravitational effect: In 1976, British astronomer Sir Patrick Moore told listeners of BBC Radio 2
that unique alignment of two planets would result in an upward
gravitational pull making people lighter at precisely 9:47 am that day.
He invited his audience to jump in the air and experience "a strange
floating sensation". Dozens of listeners phoned in to say the experiment
had worked,[6] among them a woman who reported that she and her 11 friends were "wafted from their chairs and orbited gently around the room.[7]
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- कहावत है, नहले पे दहला
- शेर को सवा शेर
- अगले सवाल की तरफ बढ़ने से पहले याद करें फ़िल्म आनंद का ये दृश्य जिसमें राजेश खन्ना मुरारी लाल कह कर सबसे मिल जुल लेते हैं
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- किसी से मिलने के बाद बात चीत की शुरुआत कैसे की जाए,
- what is your pick up line?
- A NEW BOOK TRACES PICK UP LINES OF
MAJOR INDIAN POLITICIANS, WHO IS THE AUTHOR?
EXAMPLES
Are your legs tired? (No why?) Because you've been running through my mind all night- KEJRIWAL- Do you have a map? 'Cause I just got lost in your eyes.- RAHUL GANDHI
- I'm trying to rearrange the alphabet so that U and I are together.- MODI
- QUESTION-
- HOW PRESENCE OF SOCIAL MEDIA CHANGING THE LITERATURE OF PICK UP LINES?
- 2 IS 1ST APRIL THE RIGHT DAY TO GO FOR A FIRST DATE?
- 3. FOOLS ARE MADE IN HEAVEN OR AT HOME?
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- REMINDED OF ONE MORE SONG BY 'AMIR' THAT HAS A MUMBAIYA TOUCH
- IN ITS PICK UP LINE?
- AATI KYA KHANDALA
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- Canadian three-dollar coin: In 2008, the CBC Radio program As It Happens interviewed a Royal Canadian Mint
spokesman who broke "news" of plans to replace the Canadian five-dollar
bill with a three-dollar coin. The coin was dubbed a "threenie", in
line with the nicknames of the country's one-dollar coin ("loonie" due to its depiction of a common loon on the reverse) and two-dollar coin ("toonie").[13]
- Taco Liberty Bell: In 1996, Taco Bell took out a full-page advertisement in The New York Times announcing that they had purchased the Liberty Bell to "reduce the country's debt" and renamed it the "Taco Liberty Bell". When asked about the sale, White House press secretary Mike McCurry replied tongue-in-cheek that the Lincoln Memorial had also been sold and would henceforth be known as the Lincoln Mercury Memorial.[18]
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- HERE IS THE QUESTION
- THE LOGO OF RAKHI SAVANT'S POLITICAL PARTY IS
- A. RED CHILLY
- B. GREEN CHILLY
- C.ANGAN KEE KALI
- D. APRIL FOOL
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- Associated Press
were fooled in 1983 when Joseph Boskin, a professor of history at
Boston University, provided an alternative explanation for the origins
of April Fools' Day. He claimed to have traced the practice to
Constantines' period, when a group of court jesters jocularly told the
emperor that jesters could do a better job of running the empire, and
the amused emperor nominated a jester, Kugel, to be the king for a day.
Boskin related how the jester passed an edict calling for absurdity on
that day and the custom became an annual event. Boskin explained the
jester's role as being able to put serious matters into perspective with
humor. An Associated Press article brought this alternative
explanantion to public's attention in newspapers, not knowing that
Boskin had invented the entire story as an April Fool's Joke itself, and
were not made aware of this until some weeks later.[20]
Questions for panelist
1 what is the difference between a fool and a kool?
2. Do our company makes us smart?
3. Are all people with smart phone smart?
चलते चलते एक गीत
मेरी पत्नी मुझे सताती है
ये घोषणा कर करके कौन किसे अप्रैल फूल बनाता रहता है
इसका निर्णय आप पर
अप्रैल फूल का दिन एक रिमाइंडर है
कि ज़िन्दगी को बहुत ज्यादा गम्भीरता से न लें
और
